tired of watching your marketing flop?

You’re Going To Kill Your Company

Crappy marketing means nobody will be interested in you. This means no leads. Which means no money. And guess what that means…

Every working day will be dogshit.

If you’re not generating revenue, you’ll be biting your nails. Just a matter of time before your staff notice and start looking for the door.

Your peers will think you aren’t cut out for business.

The laughing stock of the community. Imagine that. When you can’t look your shareholders in the eye anymore, something’s up.

You’ll be reduced to eating scraps.

Eating out will have to take a back seat if things don’t buck up. Do you want to go back to basics or do something about this?

These Brands Are All Thriving

I’ve worked with every one of these companies. Their owners enjoy plenty of downtime, amazing food, and stress free lives.

Now For The Million-Dollar Question

Do you want to turn your company around? Well, the process is simple and painless. Let me break it down for you.

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I write your copy

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Put it to work

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