Steven Brooks
It’s Wayne Bloody Rooney
Wayne Mark Rooney (born 24 October 1985) is an English professional football manager and former player who was most recently the head coach of EFL Championship club Plymouth Argyle. Widely…
Elon Musk: The Man, The Myth, The Meme
Elon Musk is not just a billionaire. He’s a special billionaire. The kind that launches cars into space for fun, buys social media platforms on a whim, and somehow convinces…
Kanye West: The Walking Egosaur That Keeps On Honking
Once upon a time, in the distant land of Chicago, a young man named Kanye West emerged, armed with a backpack, a dream, and an unwavering belief that he was…
Justin Bieber: From Teen Heartthrob to Existential Crisis in Skinny Jeans
There are three universal truths in life: taxes, death, and the fact that Justin Bieber’s hair has had more career comebacks than most pop stars. From YouTube sensation to global…
Boris Johnson: The Blonde Tornado of British Politics
Once upon a time, in a land of afternoon tea and questionable decisions, a tousle-haired enigma named Boris Johnson rose to power. A man of many talents. Linguistic gymnastics, cycling…
Cristiano Ronaldo: Pop Culture’s Priciest Walking Billboard
In the days of old, in a tiny village in Madeira, a boy was born with a dream and an unlimited supply of hair gel. That boy was Cristiano Ronaldo,…
Are You An Idiot? Hopefully Not. This Guy Tom Is, Though.
Tom has a big problem. He is an idiot. He is also a journalist. He writes stories for the newspaper. Every day, something goes wrong. At Home One morning, Tom…
The Trump Phenomenon: A Comedy of Errors
Ladies and gentlemen, gather round. Let’s talk about Donald Trump. This isn’t your typical political analysis. This is the story of a man who turned “You’re fired!” into something people…
Paris Hilton: The Accidental Icon
Once upon a time, before influencers were a thing and reality TV required reality, there was Paris Hilton. She didn’t just walk into fame, she crash-landed onto it. Picture a…
Mike Tyson: The Punchline and the Powerhouse
Mike Tyson. The name alone sounds like a knockout. Say it too loudly and your jaw might bruise. He’s the man who turned boxing into theatre, chaos into spectacle, and…